- Sugar: Like does he have a car?
- Santana: How much dough did he spend?
- Me if I was there: You guys are so fucking rude Sam is poor
Jacob: Hey how you doin lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you somethin’ that you might like to hear.

you know how rappers yell out in the beginning of a song
YO KANYE YOU STUPID FOR THIS ONE
YO TIMBO YOU WILD FOR THIS ONE BRH
AY LIL B YOU FUCKIN CRAZY FOR THIS ONE
I deadass wanna get a wack beat and just odee on the producer
AYYO YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD FOR THIS ONE
WOOOAAAHHHH YOU A FAGGOT FOR THIS BULLSHIT
GODDAM MY NIGGA WOOOO THIS SHIT WACK
me and Derrick finna kill it briut=uvfe
i typed bruh 6 times and failed
TURN MY HEADPHONES UP. NIGGA I CAN’T HEAR THE MUSIC

(Source: bitchnobodyaskedyou)

