Firstly, let me say if you’re offended by any of the language I’m about to use, fuck you.
I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail from mostly anonymous fools, and all of their arguments/complaints/verbal diarrhea can be safely slotted into four categories, which get increasingly moronic:
1. “Virginity does exist! It’s what is lost when you have sex!”
Well, no. Nothing is lost. And define “sex.” Does oral sex count? It’s got “sex” right in the title, for fuck’s sake! Well, how about a handjob? If that counts, what about masturbation? What difference does it make whose hand is on my cock? The result is exactly the same…
2. “Virginity does exist! It’s what is lost when the hymen is broken!”
Well, no. Nothing is lost. And a hymen can be busted any number of ways. A finger can accomplish that. Riding horses and/or bikes can accomplish that. So either mutual masturbation can be considered losing your virginity, or the mere act of riding a horse can sometimes be categorized as bestiality.
3. “Virginity does exist! It’s what is lost when a pee-pee goes in a vajayjay!”
Well, no. Unless you’re suggesting gay men and lesbians are and will remain virgins for the remainder of their lives. In which case there’s no such thing as “gay sex,” so to all those ‘liberal’ Catholics who say it’s fine to be gay as long as you don’t have sex… well, it’s not actually possible, by this definition, to have ‘sex’. Oh, and nothing is lost.
4. “Virginity does exist! It’s what is lost during ‘penetration’!”
Well, no. Define “penetration.” Because sometimes penises penetrate mouths or asses. And sometimes tongues penetrate vaginas or asses. And sometimes everything you say is fucking stupid. And, again, nothing is lost.
cause bb, it’s fact
I’d still rather have a Deadpool movie and a Black Panther movie instead of an Antman movie and a Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
why is it egotistical to acknowledge your talent
if you know you are good at something
and you say “Hey, I’m good at ______!”
why is that a bad thing?
and if you’re great at it, why can’t you say “I’m great at _____!”
the only problem i see with it is that everyone can’t be good at it
which comes down to one thing
and one thing only
someone’s been pouring generous glasses of haterade
and some folks seem real thirsty
DAVID GREENE: Do you have some Sherlock traditionalists who are saying, female Dr. Watson, no way, not going to buy it?
LUCY LIU: The thing is, no one has said it to my face. I’m not sure if they’re terrified.