small girl. big city. cliches abound.

Bought me a new comforter. Nothing special. I needed one and it was on sale at Target. It’s cute, #doe. Very me!

ALSO!!!! I bought a new coffee maker to replace my shitty one. This is relevant because I’m in grad school and caffeine matters. 

I’m drinking a cup of coffee right now because I was getting a headache and I knew it was from withdrawal. Yup!

That’s it.

What is my life? Hilariousness, apparently.

Oh, Tumblr. You never cease to amaze me.

velocicrafter replied to your post: I just spent the last few minutes laughing at the most innocuous but snarky comment ever!!!

WAT!? Also, since I added TVD & Glee to my tumblr savior business, it seems like you hardly post anymore. *skips away* ;o)

I can’t even, Heaux-mero!!!!!!!! I’ll try to post more peen then. 

Anna…….girl……..stop doing weird shit to your face. It looks very pinched. STOP!

(I should say that I’m for her body-her business politics, but it was distracting. See also: Cher in Burlesque. I do appreciate that she has her “original” nose. She still looks like herself, but just weirder.)

Chris Evans got some big ass Kennedy teeth. Is that, like, prerequisite for being from Boston? All y’all Irish individuals got some teef on y’all. Orthodontia….gawt-damb!!!!!

Also, Gwyneth will never be as cool as her mother….EVER. 

Okay, I’m done. 

I really don’t like Rudy. I just don’t. Maybe it’s because they tried to sell him as different from Nathan, but he’s not. I would argue he’s worse than Nathan. I just can’t…………

This new season is so “eh” for me. While I love that Queen Kelly is on her queenliness with FAHN ass Seth as her boo, why exactly can’t Alisha get something dedicated to her, besides to rehash that she likes sex….like, a lot? Or to be saved by everyone else? That girl never has her genuine badass moment. She’s just a vagina. Congratulations to her. 

Also, the fact that Rudy blamed Alisha’s indifference towards their sexual encounter for his current fucking ridiculously gross behavior really doesn’t make me like him. That’s that bullshit. 

The Superhoodie plot was cool, I guess. Simon lied to Alisha, but let’s not go there. 

I genuinely liked Melissa aka Girl!Curtis! I liked that plot line. I like Curtis, #doe. 

All in all, the level of disconnect that is going on in season 3 is just too distracting. I want this show to be better, but they got more money, which means more chance to fuck up. 

Ahh, welpington dot bloop bloop dot com.

I prefer BSB over NSYNC for the simple fact that they were better harmonizers. I owned NSYNC CDs, #doe. And watched their concerts. Alla’dat. NSYNC were DEF the better dancers. I won’t even dispute that with you. But the fact that I still listen to BSB to this day, while I pull out NSYNC songs every once in a while pretty much lets me know where my loyalty is. BLOOP BLOOP!

What the fuck is 98 Degrees? lol (I’m only half joking. Their christmas cd is on point!)

Christina over Britney, but that shouldn’t surprise anyone. Talented singer over entertainer. Also, Christina just don’t give a fuck and let that shit known early on. Stripped will forever be an iconic fucking CD. Fight me on that shit.

Lady Gaga can kiss my ass. She sux all the sour balls. Her first CD was cool. She can miss me with the rest of that shit. Oop dot fuck you dot com.

Janet over Madonna, but at least Madonna has good music (save her last few albums…..cuz, gurl……..)

Prince over Michael……yeah, I said that shit. Fight me.

I’m done for now.

I realize I must be an Old or something, but there are arguments on my dashboard that apparently have had a long ass shelf life and I sitting here like……….

This shit used to get me upset……..a mere decade ago. But, now? Nah, b. I don’t have one iota of time to give less than a nanogram of fucks about said debate. Not one fucks. Not two fucks. Not red fucks. Not blue fucks. 

These fucks I could give you went the way of Pluto. Sorry, playa. 

Also being an Old, I’m pretty much grounded into my opinions. I’m not about to go hard in the paint over some boyband nonsense. But just know, I’m right, so…………………

I’m eating one right now. Be mad. SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!!!!!

Don’t try. It would be futile at best. She should model cuz she’s gorgeous. She should keep her goat-bleating to herself. She can’t sing. She can’t dance. She models in cute clothing and somehow that’s a performance. Nope! This girl has delusions of grandeur like a mothafucka. She needs better friends autotune.

I prefer Ciara’s whisper, out of breath, non-singing voice because it’s not offensive to my ears. At least I know that, in the end, she will clown with her dancing. But all in all, Ciara also should just model. Or be somebody’s choreographer. 

Facts on facts on facts.

But if you really think that every democrat is anti-racist, you have been conned. Liberal racism is real, folks. Don’t be naive.

If you don’t think that there is a hierarchical power structure within said party, unlike those dirty Republicans, you have been conned.

Congratulations! You got got! Enjoy it!

I find it hilariously problematic that the one Black (mixed….whatever) girl on the show is the only character that hasn’t had any character development beyond her relationship with a dude. I mean, hahaha-no. What the fuck, y’all?

Also, she had a bullshit power. I mean, really? So, because she was considered the “promiscuous” girl, though I could argue that the writers purposely tied her sexual prowess to her level of self-worth…but let’s not for right now, her power was to make people uncontrollably horny around her, resulting in no meaningful touches ever in life to the point that she can only rape people? I mean, are we fucking serious? Are you shitting me? Her power seemed to be a punishment for daring to be a sexual woman, and it fucking sucks.

Being a Black woman in a western context already limits what the fuck we can be “considered”. For the cheap seats, that would be one of three main categories: Mammy, Sapphire, and Jezebel. The latter one is the overly sexualized characterization of Black women. Guess where Alisha falls!!!!! 

So, anyone who is willfully ignoring this context when discussing Alisha and her possible character development is missing a larger point. It’s not that she’s a rapist. It’s that she completely lacks agency, always has, and yet the general audience is attributing her power to who she is inherently, when they did not do this for any other character. Think about that shit and get back to me.

Okay, I’m done.

Also, Rudy went down on a drugged Lady!Curtis and suggested having sex with a sleeping girl, but that’s funny. He isn’t predatory at all, huh? /snark

I just wanted to say “What up” to all my followers, old and new. I’ll try not to be such an asshole, but I can’t make promises.

I should also re-do my bio and whatnot. That’ll have to wait.

I really think that my undergrad experience at NYU socialized me to like dark, dank libraries with no windows. I do good work in situations like that. RUDITY!

That new movie with ScarJo and Matt Damon? Sorry, but no. 

Okay, see y’all later.

Stay Reckless.